Wanted: Philippine State Leaders

The Philippines, an island-archipelago, lying beneath the South China Sea and the Pacific Ocean, a nation with almost 90million people, with 7, 107 islands, flowing with abundant natural resources, beautiful coastal areas and scenic mountainside, is in GREAT NEED of any potential leaders who can lead this nation forward.

QUALIFICATIONS:

1. Must be a Filipino Citizen;
2. Must have proven integrity, honesty and unbesmirched reputation;
3. Must have good track record of public service;
4. Must be "incorruptible" not greedy and power-hungry;
5. Relatives must be disinterested in any profit-making business or any politics;
6. Must be God-fearing and nationalistic;
7. Must be a statesman, intelligent, educated and a potential diplomat;
8. Must have a wife/or a husband (or may be single) who will not intervene with government;
9. Must be able to lead this nation and propose policies for the betterment of the nation.

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES:

1. Will lead the nation to moral recovery, propose programs to institute moral reforms. Must be able to lead by example;

2. Will execute/make laws impartially, implement sound economic decisions, ratify treaties, agreements and other similar documents with the interest of the Filipino in mind, at all times;

3. Will administer, supervise the works of the government, oversee the functions and make sure all programs are well-implemented;

4. Lead the prosecution of corrupt officials, remove from office all those who will be found unfit for service, suspend all officers who are charged with graft, nepotism and other crimes;

5. Must be able to represent this nation in the world. Diplomacy must be his advocacy;

6. Will institute reforms on economy, trade, tourism, education, land acquisition of/for the poor, housing, employment (job creation), and push for Upward Agenda, call the Congress to pass laws if necessary for the realization of these plans.

COMPENSATION PACKAGE/S:

Compensation shall be in the form of grateful hearts of all the Filipino people.
He/She will be imprinted in the history books for all time.

The right to live in the Palace for 6 years, or office in the Senate or House of Representatives (without any extension), attractive salary, travel in various countries to promote the nation, the title "Excellency" or "Honorable" shall be accorded. Plus, in the lawful performance of duty, immununity from suit shall be given.

CAVEAT:

We are in desperate need, right now. We want you to join us, ASAP.